Woah, inappro
remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me
i think that’s enough internet for one day
Evil Dead?
(via lmportant)
Is anyone else having a problem trying to view their messages on here? It says I have two unread messages, but if I try to open up my messages there is nothing.
Tumblr, y u do?
It’s Black Friday, and due to unfortunate events, I wasn’t able to pick up a Playstation3 I’ve been wanting since they first came out. My sister had to put up with me sulking around our dad’s apartment after dinner, constantly looking down at the clock, sighing. I was being a melodramatic, poop-head. But, if it helps, I had a good reason! Not only was this Playstation3 a bundle, but it was a bundle for two hundred dollars AND it had four games that came with it. You can kind of get a sense as to why I was so disappointed. ….Well, I decided to stop sulking about it and distract myself by watching a great Thanksgiving movie. Halloween. The Rob Zombie one. (Michael is played by Sabretooth from X-men. Like whuuuuuut?!) I ended up falling asleep after he “surprises” his baby sister. Welp, at 3:55AM, about fifteen minutes ago, I heard my ringtone go off. Confused, I realized my boyfriend was calling me, even though he was working at Gamestop for Black Friday. I think you all know where this is going…
He got me the FUCKING Playstation! After I spent half the day trying to figure out a way to get one. He wasn’t allowed to, but the guys at work said it was okay since not a lot of people showed up for systems.
“You are allowed to tell your sister how awesome I am. Oh and have a good time trying to fall back asleep. You’re welcome!”
I love him. So so soooo many feels right now.
<3
I think I do this to my boyfriend.
(Source: go-carts-and-guns, via tumboner)
Garlic Parmesan Pull-Apart Bread
1 can of refrigerated Grands biscuits (not the flaky layers)
1/2 stick of butter
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 tsp Italian Seasoning
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Throw the cold stick of butter in a bundt pan and let it melt in the preheating oven.
While the butter melts, cut the Grands biscuits into quarters. In a bowl, toss the biscuit pieces, garlic, Italian Seasoning, and Parmesan cheese together.
Once the butter is melted, add the biscuit mixture to the pan, sprinkling with any cheese and garlic that gets let behind in the bowl.
Bake at 350 degrees for 20- 22 minutes until golden brown. Turn out on a dish and enjoy!This is just fucking genius.
As I drown in drool, as my final act upon this earth, I press reblog…
UM YES. MAKING THIS SOMETIME THIS WEEK OR NEXT AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME.
I want this all day, everyday.
(Source: myworldequalart)
oh my god i was cringing during the entire video
oh my
Most terrifying part of my childhood.